The Daily Show December 9 2008

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December 9, 2008: Rod Blagojevich Is a Jagoff
Yup, Rob Blagojevich was arrested for trying to sell Baracks senate seat.



December 9, 2008: Clusterf#@k to the Poor House - Final Edition Edition
People still read newspapers?



December 9, 2008: Mike Huckabee Pt. 1
14 Minutes, over half the show, dedicated to a Mike Huckabee Interview, lets see how this goes...


December 9, 2008: Mike Huckabee Pt. 2



December 9, 2008: Moment of Zen - Corrupt Illinois

The Daily Show for December 8
The show features Canada heavily, unfortunately the clips below are only available in America (and those with sneaky computers) so Canucks, you are forced to watch these on the comedy network, where you will have to sit through ads.

December 8, 2008: Provinces in Peril - Indecision Oh-Eh?
Aye tis true eh, its nice to see Jon Stewart report on our Coalition Government

Stephen Harper dissolved the parliament instead of facing a vote of no-confidence, basically he's a pussy and is clinging to power, what champ...and when I say champ, I mean Douche.

The Dion joke is well placed, I never thought Dion would make a good leader, in fact he resigned Monday (the 8th.)A new leader will be announced within the next 17 days, I hope its Ken Dryden...Only because he's a hall-o-famer with six Stanley Cups.



December 8, 2008: Provinces in Peril
More from fellow Canadian, Samantha Bee tries to explain to Stewart the whole "Queen" business. Aasif Mandvi pushes for us to gain more independence while John Oliver urges us to stick with the empire.



December 8, 2008: Clusterfuck to the Poor House - President Goofus and President Gallant
Stewart is frustrated that the States are stuck with Bush until January 20. As Bush is clearly doing nothing to solve problems.



December 8, 2008: Matthew Alexander
It's an incredible story, whats even more incredible is that his name only shows up in Google News 31 times. To put that into perspective, Britney Spears appears 23,675 times.


December 8, 2008: Daily/Colbert - Late Night Talk Show Bailout

Here is the Daily Show for December 4, fellow Canucks I apologize but unless you crack the code these clips can be viewed here.

December 4, 2008: Clusterf#@k to the Poor House - Bean on a Plate Edition
Jon Stewart updates the Auto Bailout situation. Yeah apparently the bailout money hasn't been tracked so far, is there anything these guys cant screw up.


The Government Accountability Office's report to Congress on Tuesday says Treasury has no mechanism in place to track how the banking system has used the taxpayer money that had purchased $150 billion in bank stocks as of Nov. 25. AP




December 4, 2008: Autoerotic Explanation
Ah yes, Mahalo does have an AMC Gremlin page.



December 4, 2008: Paging Dr. Mandvi - Political Genes
Aasif Mandvi Mahalo Archive. Miles Kahn who produced this, is also on Twitter.



December 4, 2008: Ron Howard
Of course the Ron Howard Archive, and he speaks of David Frost.


December 4, 2008: Moment of Zen - No Assurances




And here are some archived Moments of Zen for December 4

Another day, another archived list of the top social news stories, here are the top producers for December 4th. I thought the Roger Ebert review of Expelled was interesting, so I went ahead and updated the Mahalo page on that movie.


Here is the Daily Show for December 3


December 3, 2008: Planned Parenthood Gift Cards
Yeah, kind of a weird gift, but its true...


December 3, 2008: End Times Countdown - Bush Exit Interviews
Here is the interview with Charlie Gibson. He said some interesting things.

"I think I was unprepared for war," Bush told ABC News' Charlie Gibson in an interview airing today on "World News." "In other words, I didn't campaign and say, 'Please vote for me, I'll be able to handle an attack,'" he said. "In other words, I didn't anticipate war. Presidents -- one of the things about the modern presidency is that the unexpected will happen.


Jon of course provides archived footage that proves the contrary.


December 3, 2008: Lame Duck Presidency
John Hodgman kicks ass, you can follow him on Twitter. He gives a list of mindblowing facts, but the water quality changes are just evil.


December 3, 2008: Arianna Huffington
Yup, here's Huffington on her website. And here is her Mahalo page.


December 3, 2008: Moment of Zen - Bush's Campaign for Change



And here are some Historical Moments of Zen from December 3.

Here it is The Daily Show for December 2. (Sorry Canucks, embeds don't work in Canada, you have to go here, only CTV has is allowed to have Canadian eyes watching this program)

December 2, 2008: Team America
Yes, Obama unveiled his National Security cabinet, which of course includes Hillary Clinton. But also James Jones and Robert Gates.


December 2, 2008: Obama/Clinton Sarcasm
Jon Stewart and Rob Riggle go over the concerns you may have tension and drama that could come of Clinton's secretary of state nomination. Unfortunately Riggle doesn't understand sarcasm.


December 2, 2008: Indecision 2008 - Chambliss vs. Martin
Saxby Chambliss ended up winning today, Even though he groped his puberty age daughter on screen. But Jim Martin went out and got Ludicrous to stump for him..game over.


December 2, 2008: Calvin Trillin
No Mahalo Archive yet for this fellow, but here's his wikipedia.


December 2, 2008: Moment of Zen - Troops Make Room for Bush



And here are the Historical Moments of Zen from this day.

Nice to see Jon Stewart back from Vacation, let's get this going again.

December 1, 2008: Black Friday Deaths
Yes Jon Stewart reports on the Black Friday Violence


December 1, 2008: Mumbai Tragedy
The news team at Mahalo did an excellent job covering the Attacks. The archive will be added to as new news comes from this. Jon Oliver sums up terrorists best in this clip, "There will always be mother fuckers, what we can't do is let them control our Mother Fucking lives. Fuck these fuckers, fuck them"


December 1, 2008: Jon Stewart Touches Kids - Plaxico Burress
Yeah this Plaxico Burress fella is interesting...


December 1, 2008: MSNBC Replaces Fox News
Not touching this, Cable news is rot 95% of the time, wish it didn't thrive in the new media world, but it is. Watch for FOX News to totally create panic.


December 1, 2008: Anne Hathaway
Here is Mahalo's Anne Hathaway archive.

Here are Today in History results for December 1. Most important event was Rosa Parks defying the law back in 1955 and starting the Civil Rights movement.


Here are the Top Social stories for This day in 2008




And here it is your moment of Zen